Washing their hands of the issues in tissues



Washing their hands of the issues in tissues

The Scottish Government are doing what governing bodies (particularly political) do best: occupying their time with nonsensical farces and washing their hands of the more important issues. This week, the Scottish Government have unveiled ‘important’ plans in their fight to protect children and parents alike from poor hygiene through handwashing demonstrations in schools across the country.

Their justification for teaching children to wash their hands? For children to be able to pass these skills on to their parents. Now, isn’t that a novel idea worth its weight in a six-figure wage?

Obvious information in a pompous manner?
Check.
Unnecessary interfering?
Check.
Vain attempts to appear useful?
Check.

Whatever the critics say, Scottish politicians certainly know how to behave like others of their ilk. Though, in that vein, George Galloway has obviously thus far missed Nicola Sturgeon’s handwashing demonstrations…