Ask a room full of people what they think about the British National Party and you’ll have divided the room in silent opinion. Ask a room full of people what they think about the Equality and Human Rights Commission and you’ll probably have sparked intense and heated old-boys’ debate (with Harriet Harman’s opinion tolerated. For the Equality quota, obviously).

Mix these huge divides of opinion with a generous helping of protagonist behaviour and Richard Herring’s satiric thoughts on the matter and…

…we don’t know yet. That’s quite a few buttons to be pressing at once, thanks.

Though, needless to say Herring’s attempts at political fashion statements have so far proved to be as desirable as a lead balloon.